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Christmas Cookies
Here's a great recipe for cookies ... guaranteed to please.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of water
- 1 tsp. baking soda
- 1 cup of sugar
- 1 tsp. salt
- 1 cup of brown sugar
- Lemon juice
- 4 large eggs
- 1 cup mixed nuts
- 2 cups of dried fruit
- 1 bottle of Crown Royal
Instructions:
- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again and to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer. Beat cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
- At this point it's best to ensure that the Crown Royal is still OK ... sample another cup ... just in case.
- Turn off the mixer thingy.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with dewscriver.
- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt ... or ... who giveshz a sheet.
- Check the Crown Royal.
- Add a spoon of ... or somefink ... whatever youzh can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and don't fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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December 24, 2007 in Home Maintenance Matters | Permalink
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